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THE SAMMY SONG

Here's a Sammy
There's a Sammy
And a little baby Sammy
Naked Sammy
Silly Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Dean

Is it very late now?
Is John oh so old?
Is it made of iron?
Werewolf, Hookman, Cold
I dress like a slutty nurse
Jo will kick your ass
I think you should get some sleep
Your eyes are at half mast

Did you ever see a Sammy
Kiss a Sammy
Hug a Sammy
Sammy, Sammy, Bobby
Sammy, Ellen, Sammy, Dean

Scary Sammy
Sexy Sammy
Not a Sammy, Granny, Sammy
Sammy in a car
I saw a Sammy, Sammy, Dean

I was once a vampire
I lived down the hall
But I never saw the way...
Be wary of the dolls
I was only three years dead
But I'm not too mean
Time for me to go to bed
And have dreams of Dean.