| He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
I'm Blonde...what's your excuse?
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Yes.. It was me who let the dogs out!
Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
I'm knot dumb!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D
I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Cute But Psycho...
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
Life is hilariously cruel :D
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
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