Lyrics : Babystitting Is A Dum Deal (feat Stewie) |
Babystitting Is A Dum Deal (feat Stewie)
[Singers:] Here is the tale of a babysitting job, the baby is something of a snob,
[Stewie:] Oh, go fuck yourselves
[Singers:] So listen very closely, and you'll find that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
[Haylie:] Aren't you a cute little boy
[Haylie's Thoughts:] look at that melon shaped head
[Stewie:] Having you here is a joy
[Stewie's Thoughts:] and in an hour you'll be dead
[Haylie:] Sit on my knee
[Haylie's Thoughts:] please don't go poo
[Stewie:] Nice place to be
[Stewie's Thoughts:] This one's for you
[Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal
[Haylie:] Why don't we watch Will & Grace
[Thought:] Jesus, do I need a smoke
[Stewie:] Jack puts a smile on my face
[Thought:] oh, what a surprise, a gay joke
[Haylie:] I like your house
[Thought:] the ceiling has cracks
[Stewie:] I like your blouse
[Thought:] Miss TJ Maxx
[Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal
[Singers:] So they sat as time went by
[Haylie:] slowly as time could go
[Singers:] the baby blarred, and softly cursed
[Stewie:] cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, and her hair made her look like a hoe
[Haylie:] Time for your bottle my sweet
[Thought:] This little brat smells like piss
[Stewie:] alway's a succulent treat
[Thought:] while I suck that, you suck this
[Haylie:] Aren't you a sight
[Thought:] look at him drool
[Stewie:] you're a delight
[Thought:] Damn you, you fool
[Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal
[Singers:] The diaper change was quite a job
[Haylie:] the grossest I've ever seen
[Singers:] The baby smiled and took a breath
[Stewie:] and I grunted and pooped out a poop, that looked something like Matthew Modine
[Haylie:] someday you might meet a girl
[Thought:] yeah, she's gonna be your right hand
[Stewie:] Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
[Thought:] darling, i'd rather fuck sand
[Haylie:] Have a good night
[Thought:] you little creep
[Stewie:] Have a good night
[Thought:] Die in your sleep
[Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal Babysitting is a bum deal
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