The next morning Inuyasha woke up very early. Everyone else was asleep. He stood up and stretched out his arms with a yawn.

"Yaaah." Inuyasha scratched behind his ears and squinted at the sunlight.

"Damn." He looked down at everyone's sleeping faces. " No one had even woken up yet." Then Inuyasha saw Tom by himself asleep. Where's Bill?

"Hm? The dark eyes lion demon is missing." Inuyasha walked outsde clutching onto his sword. He looked around the trees.

"Demon? Oh, ahem. Bill? Where the hell did he go?" Then Inuyasha came across a silver ring. He picked it up.

"What is this?" Inuyasha fit his finger through the hole and looked at his hand. " Hm...that looks nice." But then Inuyasha picked up Kagura's scent.

"K-...Kagura?" Inuyasha began sniffing the ground and the ring. "Ugh! What's that sticky smell?! Smells like..Kagome's hair..in a....strong solid form..." Inuyasha didn't know he was also picking up Bill's hair spray scent.

"Bill!"

Inuyasha turned around to see Tom running out the door.

"Hey! Where's Bill? Your brother?"

"I-I haven't a clue! L-last night he was singing and pissing and he never came back!" Tom stuttered.

"Why didn't you check on him?"

"I didn't want to watch him pee! Well where the hell did he go??" Tom yelled.

"You think if I knew we'd be arguing about this? All I found is this silver thing-"

"That's Bill's ring!" Tom tried to pull it off Inuyasha's finger.

"A ring? Like those wedding rings Kagome always talks about?! Woah! Take it off!" Inuyasha gave Tom his hand.

"um.." Tom tried pulling as hard as he can. " I-it's stuck."

"Stuck!? AGH!" Inuyasha was killing himself trying to pull off the ring. " Hey Lion boy help me!"

"Ugh." Tom tried pulling. " Uh, do you have butter?"

"Butter? What the hell is that??"

"Never mind. You have water?"

"Umm, yeah. The river." Inuyasha pointed towards the forest.

"Ok. Let's go." Tom held Inuyasha's hand and Inuyasha led them to the river.

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"Hmm.." Bill woke up in a dark room. "Ugh...Hey? What happened?"

"Naraku, He's awake." Bill heard a female voice. He stood up and walked around until he sunk his foot in something sticky.

"What the-" Suddenly the room became brighter and Bill's eyes grew wide.

His foot was being sucked into a creature.

"AHH! OH MEIN GOTT!! EWW!!! HELP!! AGH!!!" Bill was screaming.

"Silence Lion!" A gust of wind pushed Bill back with his foot released.

"WH-what's going on? Are you going to rape me?" Bill asked

"Wha? No!" Kagura came out of the darkness with a candle lit in her hand. " Naraku is missing some of his incarnations. If we can't find them, we're replacing them."

"Who's Naraku? What's an incarnation?" Bill asked.

"That's Naraku." Kagura lifted the candle up to the squirming creature. " Well, Naraku's true form. Infused with hundreds of thousands of demons."

"Ewww..." Bill said with disgust. "Is he diseased? Mutated? Gross. Yuck. I bet he taste's nasty too."

"What?"

"Nevermind. Uhhh what are you going to do with me?"

" We need the jewels, and we need Naraku to return to his normal form. We need you." Kagura said.

"Me?! I'm not even from this time! Agh! Can I leave?! I Have a U.S tour to do in a couple days. First stop is hosting TRL in NewYork. Ever been there?"

"uhh."

"Pretty sure you haven't. I mean you guys don't even have airplanes. But you do have a Giant flying feather!" Bill smiled.

"Uhh, shut up fool! Just...stay here until I can figure out what to do with you."

"Uhh, fine. But can I use the bathroom? I mean, after seeing that weird thing splurching and squirming. Ewww."

"No!"

"Come on!! Pleeease! Do you want me to pee in these expensive pants?"

"Why not?"

"You don't even wear pants!! AGH!!!" Bill held his crotch and ran around in circles like a little kid.

"I Have to pee!! AGH!! Oh mein gott! It's coming out! AGH!! please please please!!!"

"NO!"

Kagura left in silence, but then she heard a zipper go down, and a sigh of relief.

"What the-"

Kagura returned to check on Bill and she found him with his back turned on Naraku, zipping up his zipper.

"Lion, what did you do-" Kagura looked at the side Naraku's deformed demon body and found a small pool of yellow liquid.

"YOU PEED ON NARAKU!?" Kagura yelled. But when she turned around Bill was gone.

Bill ran for his life laughing hysterically. Kagura chased after him.

Bill looked back still running, and not looking where he was going he reached the end of a cliff.

"DEMON!!!" Kagura yelled.

"HAH-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bill continued to run, but fell off the edge of the cliff into roaring waters.

Kagura stopped and walked, looking over the edge. "He sure ain't gonna live that fall. No use for him anymore." She then returned to Naraku.

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"Tom! Is it working?" Inuyasha pulled his finger.

"Wait, put it in the water again."

Tom and Inuyasha were still trying to take off the ring. They pushed and pulled at the edge of the river.

"AGH! STUPID RING!" Inuyasha's fury pulled his hand back making Tom fly over his head.

"AAH!!!" As soon as Tom fell in the water, there was another great big splash in the water.

"Tom?? Tommy boy?? Yoo hoo??" Inuyasha called out.

"AGH!" Something came out of the water.

"Tom?" Inuyasha looked.

"HUH!!" He pulled himself onto shore and shook his head.

"Tom?"

He looked up at Inuyasha moving the hair out of his face.

"Inuyasha?"

"BILL!!" Inuyasha pulled up Bill. Bill's hair was ruined and his make up was running. " Bill where's-"

"Where's Tom?!" Bill asked.

"Uhhh...In the river." Inuyasha pointed.

"What?" Bill looked at Inuyasha's ring. " Hey! That's mine!" Bill pulled off the ring from Inuyasha's finger and put it on his own.

"What? How'd you-"

"Better." Bill smiled. He ran back to the river and called out.

"TOM!! TOM!! where are you!?" Bill looked around for his twin, but no sign of him.

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"KAGURA!" naruka yelled out.

"Yes? Uh, Naraku?"

"Where is that demon? I need him."

"He ran out, and jumped. There's no way he coul've survived that fall." Kagura looked down.

"You mean you think he didn't survive a 10 feet jump from dirt into crystal clear water?"

"10 feet? Don't you mean 500 feet?!" kagura's eyes were wide.

"Fool! It's 10!"

"How can you say that? It's 500 feet Naraku!"

"Shut up! Just go get me another demon! No, as a matter of fact I want you to dive your ass into that river and fish him out! NOW!" Naraku yelled.

"Daaayyuuum. Mood swings." Kagura left to the river.

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Tom was still drowning in the river until he reached a rock and climbed it.

"Damn, stupid mutt...." Tom was shivering. He then saw a big shadow hover above him. " What the-"

"DEMON!" Kagura flew down, snatched Tom and carried him back to Naraku's castle.

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"TOM!!!" Bill was still calling out his name.

"Bill come on, It's getting late."

"No! My brother! My Twin senses are tingling! Tom!!" Bill got on his knees and stared down at the grass. It was getting darker and it slowly began to drizzle.

"Bill...." Inuyasha sat down with Bill staring at the river.

Kagome came along running to the river.

"Inuyasha! BILL!!" kagome was going to run up to them til Sango stopped her.

"wait Kagome..look, they're bonding. Let them get more comfortable with eachother that way Inuyasha won't go killing Bill in his sleep."

"Yeah..." Kagome watched the two boys.

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"Gustav Where should we go now?" georg asked.

"Well It's raining now, we should find shelter." Gustav looked around.

"Wait! Look! It's a castle! I'm sure the princess wouldn't mind us staying!" Georg smiled.

"Princess? Well come on! I mean, since we are now bloody trained assasins we can kill that fire breathing dragon!"

"Hell Yeah! We'll kick his fire breathing ass!" Georg jumped up and ran towards the castle.

As soon as they got there it was deserted.

"WTF man! This place is abandoned!" Gustav crossed his arms.

"Ja! Oh mein gott! Look!" Georg pointed at a cave near the forest of the castle.

"It'sTom!"Gustav sqealed. They saw a woman dragging him into the cave.

"Oh mein gott. Psst. Georg, The fire breathing dragon, she's got Tom!" Gustav whispered.

Georg held onto his sword. " Time to kick ass."

"wait, We can't kill girls. We sleep with them." Gustav said holding down Georg's sword.

"Gustav...That's no woman. It's a dragon. Creature, who breathe's fire...that has our friend. We must save him. Listen!" Gustav and georg had open ears

Come and rescue me

I'm burning can't you see?

"it's Tom! Singing Rescue me! And he's burning! The Dragon's burning him! TOM!!!" Georg charged.

"NOO!! GEORG!" Gustav called.

What will happen next? Will Tom and Georg be killed and this'll be the end of Tokio Hotel? Did Bill and Inuyasha have a manly bonding in the rain? Will Kagome finally be able to comfort Bill? What about Sango's relationship between Tom and Miroku? They're both womanizers but Tom is actually getting some:)

All your questions will be answered next chapter...