And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe

Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take
Me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead

Ohh Dead!

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take
Me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One Two,
One Two Three Four
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!-
Now come on,
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!-
Oh Mother Fucker

If Life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If Life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If Life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If Life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?

Dead!