Ticket Outta Loserville Written by James Bourne/Charlie Grant/Pete Woodroffe (probably more, cause I expect they've tweaked it a bit since the band got together) One two, let's go! When I go to sleep, I pray I'm waking up to I've Got You, Babe Like the guy from Groundhog Day I just wanna live forever this way Flashback to seventeen I got my ass kicked by the football team Another loser on the scene Every dude with a chick I fancied/Editor of the chess club fanzimne I asked you out for losing truth or dare The guys were cracking up Until you said yeah Pinch me, is this real? I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville Now I'm off the social flat line Things are so good that I'm Taking down my Star Trek shrine And you're more than just my Valentine You're my ticket out of loserville She gives me butterflies Says I'm not like all the other guys Doesn't care what car I drive She still enjoys the ride When I go to sleep I know That she'll be there tomorrow And it gives me vertigo It was just a week ago that I asked you out for losing truth or dare The guys were cracking up Until you said yeah Pinch me, is this real? I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville Now I'm off the social flat line Things are so good that I'm Taking down my Star Trek shrine You blew me out on a Sunday night You were bored to tears pretending Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like the guy in your happy ending Well you were wrong to lead me on Now in the night I wake up screaming 'Where the hell did I go wrong? Where is Scotty when you need him?' Pinch me, is this real? I'm on a one-way ticket back to loserville Heading for the social flat line Things are so bad that I'm Dusting off my Star Trek shrine One more time! This is where it ends, and I can taste the glory How can I depend on a fairy story maiden Who would do the saving? Who'll be there to save me? I think about her all the time It's like I never had a Valentine So I guess I'd better kiss goodbye To my ticket out of loserville Eddie's Song Written by James Bourne/Chris Leonard Eddie kick started his career One summertime in May A shitty band with friends from school But only he could really play The moment that he took the stage His friends were blown away (his friends were blown away) I always knew that he'd go far I'm glad I lived to see the day Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know) Shame he'll never be around to see them grow Said he screwed a different girl after every show (after every show, Eddie doesn't know) But he was always way too gone to remember though So Eddie doesn't know At 3am, it's getting late The after party's closed Everybody follows Eddie They just won't leave him alone Calls seven girls to his hotel room And takes off all their clothes (take off all their clothes) Some people say he had it easy But that is just the way it goes Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know) Shame he'll never be around to see them grow Said he screwed a different girl after every show (after every show, Eddie doesn't know) But he was always way too gone to remember though So Eddie doesn't know Na na na, na na na Na na na, na na na na Na na na, na na na na Na na na, na na na He's in deep and there's a reason He's all alone and he can't change Like the seasons, they come and then they go To all the kids that don't look like their mum or dad Don't freak out, don't you let it make you mad As long as they both love you then you should be glad Just think about the little problem that Eddie has Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know) Shame he'll never be around to see them grow Said he screwed a different girl after every show (after every show, Eddie doesn't know) But he was always way too gone to remember though So Eddie doesn't know Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know) Shame he'll never be around to see them grow Said he screwed a different girl after every show (after every show, Eddie doesn't know) But he was always way too gone to remember though So Eddie doesn't know Little Things Written by James Bourne It's summer, everybody's out And you're right over there I'm staring while you play around With that pencil in your hair It's sad, in your eyes I'm just one (just one) of the guys (of the guys) I'm so into you, you don't have a clue There's nothing you can do to stop me now You got me falling, through noticing, the little things you do Putting a hold right over me Funny as it seems, you make me dream Doing the little things, those little things you do I saved up for binoculars I bought them last weekend To watch you playing badminton With all your slutty friends Maybe it's time, I gave up (I gave up), drew the line (drew the line) My friends say I should, I wish that I could But there's nothing they can do to stop me now You got me falling, through noticing, the little things you do Putting a hold right over me Funny as it seems, you make me dream Doing the little things, those little things you do I call up your house, but I'm always out of luck (out of luck) Keep hanging around, but that's never good enough (good enough) And you don't reply when I talk to you, I shout at you But you don't blink an eye, it makes me wonder why You got me falling, through noticing, the little things you do Putting a hold right over me Funny as it seems, you make me dream Doing the little things, those little things you do You got me falling, through noticing, the little things you do Putting a hold right over me Funny as it seems, you make me dream Doing the little things, those little things you do, do, do Doing the little things, those little things you do, do, do Doing the little things, those little things you do Little things, little things (those little things) Little things, little things (those little things) Little things, little things (those little things) Party's Over Written by James Bourne/Chris Leonard The party's over, I just watch my girlfriend get laid on the sofa Does that seem weird to you? The guy was older, heard someone say he got her clothes off playing poker When I wasn't in the room Can I assume, this spells the end for me and you? The morning after, I go outside and the garden's a disaster The kitchen table's in the pool The sound of laughter, echoes on inside my mind, holes in the plaster And I feel like such a tool So abused, don't think I've ever felt this used And goodbye, feels so sore My relationship's over, I'm lost without a cause I'm wondering why, she strung me up and left me hanging out to dry Tell the guys, the party's over It's complicated (complicated), stranded at first base, I never saw her naked (saw her naked) Now I'll never get the chance I'm aggravated (aggravated), when I think of all the precious time I've wasted (time I've wasted) On another dead romance The days go by, they fade away and so do I And goodbye, feels so sore My relationship's over, I'm lost without a cause I'm wondering why, she strung me up and left me hanging out to dry Tell the guys The party's over, and I can't get over Face the facts, it's over I don't know why I even tried (tried) My relationship's over, I'm lost without a cause I'm wondering why, she strung me up and left me hanging out to dry Tell the guys, the party's over It takes a while, to realise Funny how, the feeling (the party's over) dies Don't wanna hear, your alibis For something you, can't justify (The party's over) There's nothing here, for me to say It's not for me, to save (the party's over) the day The lights are on, so go away (go away, go away) Boyband Written by James Bourne/Brendan Brown Boys, we've been here for a while But we've finally got the style Strike your pose and fake a smile Give me Kenny, give me Kyle I hate to break it but it's true Fifteen minutes we'll be through And I won't have to talk to you, you, you, you Now you know the words, you fool Sing along to your own tune Wrote to prove you are a tool Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband Good Charlotte said they like McFly Is half their fanbase gonna cry? It's so pathetic, dry your eyes When you gonna realise, a tune's a tune? I don't know why, the metalheads want us to die But these days they're all under nine So I'll be fine Now you know the words, you fool Sing along to your own tune Wrote to prove you are a tool Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband I get calls from girls who saw me on the TV Behind my back they're saying nasty things about me 'There's the kid who blew it all, I sat next to him in school Everyone thought he was cool Till he quit his job and joined a, boyband' Now you know the words, you fool Sing along to your own tune Wrote to prove you are a tool Tell the kids you joined a boyband, boyband Join a boyband, join a boyband Screw your life up, join a boyband Kids will hate you, out to get you Ever since you joined a boyband It's really scary (boyband), palms are sweaty Potato guns are armed and ready Screwed your life up (boyband), just like Eddie Ever since you joined a boyband Joined the boyband, joined the boyband Joined the boyband, joined the boyband Joined the boyband, joined the boyband Joined the boyband, joined the boyband Sick Written by James Bourne/The Matrix (Lauren Christy/Scott Spock/Graham Edwards) It's more, than a habit, I'm more, than an addict I'm parked here outside of your door Know you, never lock it, got your keys, in my pocket Lights all out, but I know for sure I am Ten steps, away from you, from you and him Redemption, is that a sin? I'd never run him over, I wouldn't want to dent my car I'd never rip your throat out, cause that could leave a nasty scar So I'm gonna go out, get drunk with my friends Try to get myself out of this funk I'd never screw my life up because of how sick you are You walk, by the river, as you, start to shiver Two headlights are following you As he, pulls you closer, my engine's, ticking over It's my choice to do what I do Ten steps, away from you, from you and him Redemption, is that a sin? I'd never run him over, I wouldn't want to dent my car I'd never rip your throat out, cause that could leave a nasty scar So I'm gonna go out, get drunk with my friends Try to get myself out of this funk I'd never screw my life up because of how sick you are I'm talking about a split decision made in anger, you know I'm talking something that could change my life forever Is it worth it? No. (is it worth it) Is it worth it (worth it)? No Should I stay here and watch the show? Or maybe, it's time to go I'd never run him over (run him over), I wouldn't want to dent my car I'd never rip your throat out (rip your throat out), cause that could leave a nasty scar So I'm gonna go out, get drunk with my friends Try to get myself out of this funk (out of this, out of this) I'd never screw my life up because of how sick you are Slacker Written by James Bourne/Michael Raphael My friend's a computer hacker But in school everybody said he was a slacker He writes science fiction novels He builds whole towns and villages from cola bottles He does equations just for fun Eats low carb ice cream with his mum Sews cub scout badges on his sweater He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after Stoked to be alive, with his dream job up at Nasa Loving every day Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker He stays up all night playing tetris Asteroids, Pacman, written on his 'games to get' list (Wasted) Wasted nights (nights) spent up in his bedroom Tough times, long nights, must have been a lot to get through He's getting sharp pains in his wrist In his world, girlfriends don't exist Can't even get an add on MySpace He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after Stoked to be alive, with his dream job up at Nasa Loving every day Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker He's the one all alone in despair He's the one who thinks life isn't fair He's the one sitting right over there He's the lonely guy, on the side, looking kind of shy You could see him ride, passing by, on a pedal bike He's a funny type, kinda like Napoleon Dynamite He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after Stoked to be alive, with his dream job up at Nasa Loving every day Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker, yeah Pays to be a slacker, yeah Holly... I'm The One Written by James Bourne/Pete Woodroffe/Charlie Grant I'm hiding in a bush outside your window I'm feeling sick and numb Fed all my best lines to my best friend So he could be the one But I'm a jerk, because it worked And I've just realised what I've done Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl Set it up so that he could rock your world Promise me when you scream, you fake it Holly, I'm the one you should be dating Seeing you with him is so frustrating I taught him everything he knows You fell for every single line I gave him I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one (Holly, I'm the one) So maybe I should just go home now And let you have your fun It doesn't make it any easier I live across the street but one If that clown, lets you down Holly, you know where to come Guess I could have been the guy to get the girl Guess I could have been the one to rock your world But I'm not, so I've got to face it Holly, I'm the one you should be dating Seeing you with him is so frustrating I taught him everything he knows He's just a fraud cause I'm the guy who made him I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one Who can't believe you're at my door? Cause he confessed that he'd been cheating Suddenly, a chance for me, to tell the secret I'd been keeping I am the one, I am the one, I am the one I am the one, I am the one, I am the one You said you valued his integrity, and honesty is rare He swore to you he'd never cheat again, he cried and said he cared Well, he's a jerk, because it worked Holly, I'm the one you should be dating Seeing you with him is so frustrating I taught him everything he knows He used to be my best friend, now I hate him And it sucks that he won, cause he's a dick and you're amazing I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one Holly, I'm the one Wear Me Down Written by James Bourne/Michael Raphael I got a new suspicion When I woke up today Feels like there's something missing Can't go on living this way You turn on like a television Shut off like the radio Sucks that you never listen Till it's time to go Won't hang around, I'm out of town No one you know could stop me now I'm faster than, the speed of sound It's over, cause all you do is wear me down You speak only fiction All day you criticise I can't be around your bitching I've got no room in my life Your friend's feeding you ammunition Why don't you realise? You're so different when you're with them All their words are lies Won't hang around, I'm out of town No one you know could stop me now I'm faster than, the speed of sound It's over, cause all you do is wear me down All you do is wear me down, all you do is wear me down All you do is wear me down All you do is wear me down, all you do is wear me down All you do is wear me down, all you do is wear me down I got a new suspicion When I woke up today Feels like there's something missing Won't hang around, I'm out of town No one you know could stop me now I'm faster than, the speed of sound It's over, cause all you do is wear me down Won't hang around, I'm out of town No one you know could stop me now I'm faster than, the speed of sound Murdered In The Mosh Written by James Bourne/The Matrix (Lauren Christy/Scott Spock/Graham Edwards) This song goes out to all the fakers (all the fakers) You all know who you are, it started with a girl Kept turning her nose up at my band (up at my band but I know) She's into Yellowcard, Blink and Simple Plan It's so pathetic She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along She thinks that she's so emo Next week she'll be a goth It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh, mosh, mosh One night I crashed at her apartment (her apartment) Her Sonic Youth CDs were nowhere to be seen Instead, all I found was a letter (was a letter, now I know) Her correspondence with some pop star magazine It's so pathetic She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along She thinks that she's so emo Next week she'll be a goth It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind When she said she thought, Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive Just go to concerts that you love Cause there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along She thinks that she's so emo Next week she'll be a goth It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh This one goes out to all the fakers (your friends will find out now or later) Out to the critics and the haters (time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker) This song goes out to all the fakers You all know who you are Give it up, your friends will find out now or later Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker Give it up, your friends will find out now or later Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker Give it up, your friends will find out now or later I Want You Back Originally by Jackson 5 Uh-huh, oh yeah, let me tell ya now! Oh, oh When I had you to myself I didn't want you around Those pretty faces always made you Stand out in a crowd But someone picked you from the bunch When love was all it took Now it's much too late for me to take a second look Let me tell you now! Oh baby give me one more chance (show you that I love you) Won't you please let me (back in your heart) Oh darling, I was blind to let you go (let you go baby) But now since I see you in his arms (I want you back) Yes I do now (I want you back) Ooh ooh baby (I want you back) Yeah yeah yeah yeah (I want you back) Na na na na Trying to live without your love is one long sleepless night Let me show you girl, that I know wrong from right Every street you walk on, I leave tearstains on the ground Following the girl, I didn't even want around Let me tell you now! Oh baby give me one more chance (show you that I love you) Won't you please let me (back in your heart) Oh darling, I was blind to let you go (let you go baby) But now since I see you in his arms, oh oh A buh buh buh buh, all I want A buh buh buh buh, all I need A buh buh buh buh, all I want A buh buh buh buh, all I need, yeah Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby yeaaaaaaah I want you back Oh baby I was blind to let you go Oh baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby yeaaaaaah I want you back Oh baby give me one more chance (show you that I love you) Won't you please let me (back in your heart) Oh darling, I was blind to let you go (let you go baby) But now since I see you in his arms I want you back